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hm

Were you trying to make some statement?

Were you trying to give off the illusion that this had some profound statement about how 'superfical' people are now or something? well one thing, it's been done, very obvious concept. And terrible execution. The only reason this is getting the praise it is getting is because it makes people feel smart because it has the word 'modern' and 'portrait' in the title, and then Because it has a WHACKY mix up that is caused by something, (which is also overdone and oh so obvious) and then a chain reaction. The simpsons did this all with ants, funny, the whole caption thing was a little to similar actually. I wouldn't be so hard on you if this was a flash that wasn't put in such high-estem. this is not a 'masterpeice' and it's no smart. it's pretty much a half of a half of a third as sophistacated and orginal as a Jeff Foxworthy joke about his aunt or truck. if you want to see something smart, and something with a valid and original statement type in 'ALANTHEBOX' in the search bar right here at newgrounds.
I honestly am in awe right now, at the fact that you people actually think this is good or something.
good bye

hatrobot responds:

I'm not trying to prove anything and I'm not out to get you. I just made a cartoon. It's not that big a deal. Sorry if I did something to offend you.
-robot

whjahd

One thing, Even if he hadn't of broken his leg, this would still be the shittiest "video" i've ever seen.

HMMMMMMMMMMmm

WOW, you could have a future in animation, OH WAIT NO YOU CAN'T!

Newgrounds is freaking in the middle of everything now! AWESOME

wow

life imitating art! Aside from the KKK member, (unless it was career day at his school) then this was pretty much what he did, but i felt the smoking part was a little too much for me,

HAHaHaHA!
but seriously, this was pretty well done, even it was a blue print for his finest hour
hope to see more

rrry

In the sense of this being really lame and dry and stupid I thought it was funny, the voices were so lame, i liked it

gggg

Linkin park is the worst band to ever touch the earths surface. They are for nerds who think they have huge problems like not being able to buy the Final Fantasy the day it comes out, BUT HAVING TO WAIT A WEEK FOR IT UNTIL THERE MOM GET'S HER PAY CHECK! SO then you run into your room crying, go into winamp and play every awful song while you go on every forum and whine and talk about how you beat your dad up when your mom told you the news.

I LIKER

GREAT JOB ALAN, I love the style and the color scheme,

fgsdf

I guess everyone has to make a cartoon with this song, that is exactly like every other cartoon, with this song at least once, let me get started on mine! OH WAIT I'M NOT GOING TO BECAUSE I DON'T SUCK

sgfsdfg

you are not the first people in the universe to make a movie like this

BLAh

Looks like Harold and The Purple Crayon to me, (among hundreds of other things including one done by me 4 or 5 years ago) pretty good animation though

Summer will be when I say it is, JERK PEICE

Age 35, Male

bowl of pea soup

CONY

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