An Ode to My Girlfriend. this made me laugh
A FEW THINGS THAT KEEP ME FROM THINKING THIS IS REAL:
1.) You say that everyone points and laughs at you because you are a faggot,and you have no friends, yet your 'Girl' friend was dateing your best friend (guy you saw once)
2.)At one point you are laying in a corner and you can see a crease through your leg, are you some kind of ghost?
3.)You seem to look diffirent in all of your drawings of your self
4.) at one point, you seem to look like a cartoon char., and your girl friend looks normal, which leeds me to think you have a weird, Ghost skin problem, that when your around your girl friend you turn into a cartoon figure. and you also become over whelmingly getty and happy.
5.)Your girl friend seems to be quite ugly, please get that checked out (i think they make cream for ghost bites)
all and all, I think you should of ended it a while ago.....I mean your already a ghost, i heard the 2nd death is pretty fun!
And i find great displeasure in your "dammit cat" cartoons
