TheMeEvan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[What if Hitler Lived?]

Do more research next time

1. Russians invaded first, not americans. i'm sure someone has said this.

and another, when he was getting ready to kill himself he put a caplet of cytidine in his mouth before he shot himself to insure death, so the soilder hitting him on the head would of done nothing, and he was also with his wife while he did it.
AND: you are not funny. This was a typical "parody" You could've done more, if you were funny that is

[The Stupid Show]

you ass

"It's not really a show but it's a WHOLE load of stupid! If you don't get the end bit, it's off the english comedy 'The Office'.

Enjoy!"

Are you retarded, we (the USA) just got "the Office" on DVD like a month ago, so why would you expect anyone (smart who doesnt thing a freaking animal dancing is the funniest thing ever) would think it was funny? no matter what though, its NOT funny , you have proved multiple times how unfunny you are

[.:Cops - Episode One:.]

do you know how to make up your own ideas?

You don't, you are worthless, this Reno 911, oh wait but it is AWFUL, well then again, your Favorite Films are Unbreakable,
Me, Myself & Irene and
Pirates of the carribian. which are all awful movies

[Kill Bill Short]

ojk

yeah, the movies amazing, that doesn't mean you should rip the sound from it and make an awful cartoon with it GET YOUR OWN IDEAS

[Too Much Television]

Not very funny

Sub-par humor, It really wasn't funny at all the be honest,

The timing was some of the WORST i have ever seen, It was off, you showed things either too fast or too long, Plus, i think if you read your reviews, you (know you) stole that family guy joke, Thats about the 100th flash cartoon i've seen this joke in, Pretty much all of this is Family guy type comedy, which i frown upon no matter how funny it is (even though this wasn't truly very funny at ALL) Family guy is a incredbly well written show, unlike this, You don't even have good charaters, they don't show emotion, There was nothing wrong with your animation though, i thought it was quite good, I am being (kind of) harsh because this is on the front page, i expect front page quality, The last funny thing on the front page was AlantheBox's masterpeice "how it will end" Which WAS funny and was GOOD

[Knoxs "Reloaded" 6]

J

WOW, another day, another un-funny knox joint, Do you pride your self on making these as bad as possible, because your good at it

I didn't watch past the first 7 seconds because when i do i feel so embarassed for you it hurts (seriously) I hope you don't base the rest of your life on making these, but then again, 7-11s not so bad, and your parents basement might be pretty roomy

You have ONE whole voice in this! wow, well you have one voice for everything you do, Your pretty much a joke among these people, They all make fun of you because you have one voice, but you think they are just kidding, Get it?

Knox responds:

lol i didnt even read your whole review,i just give up on you,haha,why dotn we just settle our differences,and you never leave a crappy review again?

[Ian Morai - Reality]

Oh geez

hey, Maybe you could not use so many grandations, i mean, It makes it look terribly cheap, to the point were i had to x out of the window, it always makes things look better when you DON'T use grandations and just shade it a little around the edges, it's not hard,

[Legacy of the assasin]

LOOKS LIKE IT WAS BEATEN WITH A HAMMER

HAHAHAHAHAH! this is so god-awful in every way!

this is so bad i laughed, this could very well make a good addition to the babys trying to spell flash club. also, you could submit this as a parody of awful flashes that look like they were raped in the face

I mean, its just SO awful, Crappy animation, PICTURES for the backrounds, and its pretty pathtic that you based your main character on a 3D model that comes with Poser!

God, please DON'T make another one of these until you learn how to draw

[NG Time Trial Challenge B]

NOTE:this is not for the shitty cat one

I feel bad that alan has to have his art in the same Swf file as the lame, ugly jerky cat shit cartoon

great job alan

[SEPTEMBER]

hahahaha, great

I enjoyed this like a baby enjoys a cat with a bonnet on singing about past lives and weeping at the new moon, good job, drink folgers was fun too!SLJGLPJ!PO

dookiemoole responds:

thank u also