Do more research next time
1. Russians invaded first, not americans. i'm sure someone has said this.
and another, when he was getting ready to kill himself he put a caplet of cytidine in his mouth before he shot himself to insure death, so the soilder hitting him on the head would of done nothing, and he was also with his wife while he did it.
AND: you are not funny. This was a typical "parody" You could've done more, if you were funny that is